Infallible Movie Reviews

Here's a real one as reported:
"It is as it was." — Pope John Paul III's review of Mel Gibson's upcoming film, The Passion, as reported by the Wall Street Journal, 12/17/2003.

Here's another courtesy of McSweeney's:

On Miracle
"The 'miracle on ice' story of the gold medal-winning 1980 U.S. Olympic hockey team. Not bad. Not a 'miracle'—trust me—but not bad."