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Scientists pack up: "Everything explained"
BBC News - 0.3 femtoseconds ago
Scientists all round the world today went home for a nice cup of tea after a revolutionary breakthrough explained everything. The new unified theory (NUT) unites science and religion, explains genetics, the origin of the universe, quantum phenomena, and provides the first instant cure for a hangover in human history.
Scientists: "It's very simple actually, very embarrassing" New Scientist

A Google Page for the Ages. Truly an LOL. Can't wait to try that cure!