I’m a Lumberjack and I’m OKBut there was so much music and singing coming from upstairs at the Front Porch we had to ask the waitress downstairs about it while we sipped our beer and bourbon. She told us it was a piano bar and that gays and straights and purples and oranges were welcome. Purples? Sounds like my crowd. And what fun we had! I faked the lyrics of how many show tunes I can’t say. There were a few who you knew had performed these songs in musicals before. Sometimes they’d do a solo and never miss a beat. It was like a front seat to a show, and we were invited to the chorus.
They plunked themselves around an ivory white
piano bar and belted out their show
tunes with that brightly similar excite-
ment found in sports bars, all except the swings
and blasphemies aroused in baseball fans
as lumberjacks become barbarians.
But hardcore Christians and their lion kind
will have the realm believe the fall of Rome
is built upon how aberrant they find
the former though the latter brings it home.
PS I tried a monosyllabic rhyme scheme with just one mult-syllabic word to make a point. I know this isn’t anything to write home about, but as an experiment, I like it.
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