WTF!

Reuters reports that the Iliad has been translated to instant messenger speak by Microsoft. Book Two has been reduced to 24 words:

Agamemnon hd a dream: Troy not defended. Ordered attack! But Trojans knew they were coming n were prepared. Achilles sat sulking in his tent

Hmmm. What about this?

W H&K oil. Iraq NP. But no WMD & BTW no plan for L8R. W/E ttyl. (EG) WWJD?

IMHO: SSDD.