Tuesday, August 31, 2004

Pleasure Boat Captains for Truth

Merry political pranksters still live!
Pleasure Boat Captains for Truth has been formed to counter the deliberate misrepresentation of George W. Bush's drinking record. We seek to portray him as he was, and still is: a "lightweight."

We, the men who were served drinks alongside George W. Bush, have partied with real party animals-- on the shores of Lake Tahoe, up and down the Gulf of Mexico, in the harbors of Kennebunkport. We have seen good men down a dozen kamikazes, and then swim once more onto the beach. We have watched the buzzed and brightest of our generation play beer pong until they were bent double, like beggars under sacks. We have known these party animals, and we have partied with them.

And George W. Bush is no party animal.
Beautiful nod to Allen Ginsberg too: "The buzzed and brightest of our generation."

2 comments:

tif said...

HAHA! one of us is even a jew. very funny post.

Dr J said...

I think "the buzzed and tritest of our generation" might be just a wink better. ;-)