Calvin's Sacrosanct Pastel and Holy Sonnet Five

The Lord’s Prayer Revised

I’m a bloody star!
My photosynthesis
belongs to Jupiter.
Tectonic oxygen
defibrillates the lesser
Antilles of my soul—
and I ate Milky Ways
for breakfast way before
the Surgeon General said so.
Nothing could be finer
than my Carolina
to my Massachusetts.
I love that cauliflower
lights my candle power.

Son Rivers V 2006