We Deserve a Break TodayAn M&M sonnet: rhymes in your mouth, not in your hands.
The marketing department is paying out
cool millions for an advertising war—
they want to woo the population so
they take the whole United Nations out
to lunch and buy them charts and in-flight views
of chicken tortellini. Toby Keith
especially likes the plastic giveaways
while Barbra Streisand worships the word of mouth.
Early adopters are their target market;
nothing bombs like launching product late.
But positioning is key. An office next
to chief executives is beneficial,
creating real distinction, peace of mind,
and liberty for we the undersigned.
GLAD YULE!
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